Skin-brightening, energizing, lightweight yet perfectly occlusive beauty potion for complexion uniformity along the face/neck/clavicle/shoulders & décolletage.
Tailored specifically for the needs of mature skin (ages 29+) but may be used in persons 14+
La Mariposa is specifically crafted to improve the appearance of dry, dull, aging, blemished skin due to lack of sleep, alcohol consumption, tobacco smoke, poor dietary choices, melasma, freckling, uv damage, poor collagen production/wrinkles, acne & collagen loss due to natural aging.
May also be used to soften & gently brighten the appearance of flat dry stretch marks, rough/wrinkly/dry hands, knees, knuckles, elbows
As well as those ashy lil buttcheeks, smoke stack buttcracks, unlotioned testicles & spotty lil vulva tops!
Boys, please oil your cock & balls 😩
They look so sad and gray
When you over-confidently bring them out to play,
After having been locked away all day –
In those fucking ashy faded
Pilly drawls you’ve been farting up since 10th grade.